My sister and I went downstairs at 11 PM for a snack. Well, I wanted a snack, anyway.

Me: *looking at a jar of pickles* I would eat some of those if they weren't in a raspberry vinaigrette.
Sister: We have other pickles in the cupboard thing.

Me: ...

Sister: Let's have a pickle fest! =D
Me: Yeah, and wake up with horrible green diarrhea.

I ended up making a cheese sandwich.

My sister blogged this too at http://weasley.mindsay.com .

- Paradox